Sunday, 04 January 2009

• Currently Michael Bublé By Michael Bublé see related

  I Birthed A Cow! No, Really!

   So this New Years was SPECTACULAR!

  I am really beginning to HATE this font... Hold on.. Let me change it...

  Ah, here we go... Anyway.. Here is an outline of my New Years:

  1: No Go!!

  2: Horses!!

  3: COW!!!

  4: Hypothermia

  5: No Go Cemetary

  6: Trunk

  \m/ (>.<) \m/

  Rock On!!!!

  (I thought that was cute)

  1: No Go

  No Go is a small town in Arkansas that has a population of around 48 ppl, 52 dogs, 397 hogs, 295 cows, and 12,345,678,901,234,567,890 horses... :) Anyway, it has to be the smallest town I have ever been to.. My friend Carly lives there on the McDonald farm... I kid you not! Carly, Stephanie, Caitlin, Kassidy (my sis) and I went up to her farm for two days per New Years Tradition! This would involve Horses, Games, Wii Fit Competitions, No Go Cemetery (which of coarse ment fourwheeling), and WAXING! (but we cant talk about that last one) So anyway, us girls set off on the 1 hour and a half drive to Carly's... On the way there we stopped to take some pics...

    This is me, Stephanie, Caitlin, and Kassidy by some cool roadkill!

  aaand we have Stephanie, Caitlin, Carly, Kassidy, and I in an old abandoned house that we tresspassed at! :)

  2: Horses

  OMG HORSES!

  

  Me and Ribbons...

  Carly's step-dad owns the McDonald farm and they have HORSES! We got to ride them for a bit but the weather was FREEZING and Caitlin's horses desprately wanted to get back to her child horse... (colt?) Anyway... we rode back and on the way saw a frightening thing that made us RUN the horses back to the barn and unsaddle/bridle/brush them faster than anyone has ever done it! I have NEVER in my life done anything with a horse but ride an occasional pony at the fair... But because Caitlin's horse Chantell ran off to find her colt, Carly put me in charge of getting everything off and put up so we could hurry off after she got Chantell back and go attend to the horrifying issue! Whew...

  3: COW!!!

  Although this is not the cow of which I am about to speak of.. This cow is special.. He was born retarded.. I'm not joking.. It won't play with the cows, he only plays with the horses...

  His name is Flowerr and Carly did a very cruel thing to Flowerr... You can yell "Flowerr!!" all day but he will not come unless you say it like a "retard." lol..although it is kinda funny....well... yea.. hehe...

  Anyway... we saw a cow stuck in the mud... on her SIDE...in 30 degree weather! So Carly, as the daughter of the owner of the cow, felt responsible for getting her out! And we, as the guests of the daughter of the owner of the cow, felt the same... Gary (owner of the cow) was out of town as was Jane (Gary's wife)... So it was up to us and only us! We got over there and the poor cow was in LABOR!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! Of all the times to fall over in a mud puddle in labor she had to wait until the owner leaves? OMG! So we get Gary on the phone who flips out and talks us through yanking her out of the mud puddle with a lead rope and a fourwheeler and BIRTHING the calf! Yes ladies and gentlemen! I birthed a calf! Literally!

  4: Hypothermia

  Hypothermia sucks... Thats all I have to say...

  5: No Go Cemetary

  After the cow incident we decided to hurry up and get the fourwheelers out so we could make our 2 hour journey to the hidden, OLD No Go Cemetary to spend the last hours of 2008. This cemetary is buried DEEP in the trails of the woods on their land...Like I said, takes two hours to get there... The tombstones are from the 1600's to the 1800's... CREEEEEPY!!!! Anyway..that went through amazingly without a hitch and we even had a bit of cell phone reception! :)  ... Boyfriends hate the Girls Night Only New Years Party. :)

  6: TRUNK : (

  I love lamp... But I LOATHE TRUNK!!! Im not even going to explain... Lets just say...I was running and it was dark..

  That wasn't even a minute after I hit it...

  And this is the area of pain...lol

  So, all in all I would say that we had a pretty memorable New Years! Even though I am still hobbling about... L0L...

  Happy New Years!

  Love,

  Chelsey!!!

   

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